Out of the mouth of a child

I spend a lot of time with little kids so I decided that I would start keeping track of the funny things they say. Here is my list:

• "It's okay, I can pick on her, she's my sister."

• "You know what I sing in church? 'whoa whoa stuck like glue! You and my baby we're stuck like glue!'" (Singing it)

• "If you go to Utah State you won't get married in the Temple."

• (this one is a funny conversation)...."I'm doing Cheyenne's makeup because she's going on a date.....with a boy!" And her son says to me "Are you going to get married?! AND HAVE A BABY?!!" His mom answers for me: "Not tonight."

• "You said mean words to me....you said I couldn't have a cookie!"

• "That guy is huge!!! Is he four?"

• "I saw it. And I wanted it. REAL BAD!"

• "Teacher my dad is coming to the program. You'll recognize him. He's the funny lookin one."

• "Porcupines eat people."

Hope one of these made you laugh! :)